Apr 132012
 

Spring 2012 Cover The Rag’s Spring 2012 Issue is out

With the spring season upon us, with all of its positive sentiments and connotations of  rebirth, renewal and enlightenment, it would seem like a good time for The Rag to show a kinder, gentler side. So perhaps that’s why some of the selections in this issue focus on family life—albeit with a distinctly Rag-ish twist. Parent-child, husband-wife: these relationships are examined, twisted, and perverted until the gritty underbelly of family life is fully exposed.

This time around, you’ll find stories touching on elements of personal secrecy, human weakness, morally terrifying tests of human integrity and the id in its purest and most unbridled form—the sorts of themes and questions that truly test the limits of humanity and extract the grayer shades between human and beast. Many of the selections in the spring issue also deal with barriers to communication—fear, guilt, shame, selfishness, technology and language itself—all of these are lurking about, either at the surface or hidden in the depths.

Of course, these stories and poems can mean different things to different people. But that’s what makes good literature: depth of thought, multiple layers, with themes that are broad and subtle, rather than narrow and blunt. That’s what we look for when we select the writing we want to share with our readers, and we hope you enjoy these stories and poems as much as we do.

You can buy and download the new issue now at our store. If you’d like to preview this issue, the first story is available for preview at the Kindle store, where you can also purchase the magazine. Reviews on Amazon are greatly appreciated.

Short Fiction:

Lily by Jonathan Vatner
How ‘Bout it Mr. Twain by Nancy Hill
That Thing with the Dog by Ben Schwartz
Sweatpants by Ben Cornell
Pseudonymous by Tony Zito
The Final Reel by Rachel S. Thomas-Medwid
Silence by Isaac Savage
In-World by Joel Higgins

Poetry:

The Story of a Cold Bud by Olatundji Akpo-Sani
le salamander by Matt Forever
pa pa power by Dan Guerra
Aperture by Kalyna Leigh

Featuring art from Tim Jarosz and Lauren Kolesinskas. Cover art by Alex Eckman-Lawn

The Rag #2: No Control

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Apr 132012
 
Winter 2012

The Rag Winter 2012

 

The Rag, Winter 2012 Issue

Power & control. Who has it, who wants it, and who wants to lose it? This is the focus of many of the Winter 2012 selections. This is an era where our society’s innovations and technology, rather than imparting to us increasing freedom and control over our lives, instead exert increasing control over us. This theme is perhaps visualized the fullest in Garth von Buchholz’ sci-fi story “Make Mad the Roaring Winds,” which follows Darcy Lim, a human resources officer who’s wrapping up a very long commute–a 3-year journey to a colony on one of Jupiter’s moons. Trapped in his solitary space capsule on an immoveable trajectory towards its destination, Darcy’s fighting to gain a modicum of control over his life and destiny, and suicide or insanity have come to look like decent options.

“They can watch me, they can listen to me, they can read my writing and they can even monitor my bio functions, but they can’t read my thoughts. It’s the last dominion of human privacy, the limitless playground where anything can be formulated and anything can be materialized. And if your thoughts are wise enough, and strong enough, well, they can even begin to give you powers that no one knows you have.” — from “Make Mad the Roaring Winds” by Garth von Buchholz

With so many literary publications coming and going in today’s market, it’s hard to know which ones are worth your time, let alone your money. That’s why we’ve made available an entire issue of our magazine free of charge in an easy-to-download PDF. We stand by the quality of the work we publish, and we believe that most of the readers who will take the time to check out our sample issue will likely subscribe. So your first issue is on us.

Check out some video readings from the winter stories on YouTube. We have a video of Lynn Levin reading from You Take Care Now, Mary Jones and Dan Reilly reading from Timothy Ghorkin’s D-Gen.

Short Fiction

Zombie Night by Justin Reed
Make Mad the Roaring Winds by Garth von Buchholz
Kill Whitey by Wes Trexler
A Clash by Melissa Ragsly
Into the Light by C.R. Penn
D-Gen by Timothy Ghorkin
You Take Care Now, Mary Jones by Lynn Levin
The Leaves are Falling by Tony Zito

Poetry

Elkhart, Indiana and Coney Island in Limbo by Lisette Eileen Cheresson
Elegy for the Skid Row Men of Old Portland by Nathaniel Hunt
What to Expect by Sarah Bridgins

Featuring original art from Alex Eckman-Lawn and Veronica Chen. Cover art by David Rankin.

New York Occupation

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JW Yates

JW Yates

JW Yates
1-13-12
New York City, New York

 

What do you even call this thing? A movement? A protest? An insurrection?

The Occupation has already infiltrated the American zeitgeist and changed the national political dialogue in a way that nobody could have predicted. The mainstream media has danced around the subject in a bizarre tango of neglect and hype, leaving the truth standing by as a wallflower.

At this point, the particular politics of Occupy Wall Street are less important than the ugly street-level reality that they’ve stirred up. The occupation of a few public spaces in downtown Manhattan by a rag-tag group of idealists and rabble-rousers has been met with a full-bore siege of martial law.

The Police State is now on open display in New York City. For the past few months, everyone’s favorite private army, aka the NYPD, has been instituting “frozen zones” at will and without warning, shutting off pedestrian traffic with no explanation, demanding corporate IDs, and arresting anyone who tries to cross the street or defy their random checkpoints (members of the press and legal observers included). All First Amendment rights to free assembly and free expression are now routinely sequestered; unique classes of people are created ad hoc on the street as corporately-funded police officers brutally crack down on dissent and protest of all kinds. Block after block of the Financial District are now barricaded into a meaningless maze of metal fences and observation towers all-too reminiscent of fascists regimes from past decades.

In today’s NYC, you are either a regular citizen, subject to arrest and denied entry to public spaces (like Wall Street and Broadway), or you are a corporate person–one who has the permission of the corporate authorities, and full access to the streets of Manhattan.

I’ve been arrested three times in the past two months. Once for praying, once for walking, and once for stepping out of the way of a rampaging cop. To their credit, the cops only beat me up one time.

Having lived the fast life of an underground outlaw/artist for the past fifteen years, my criminal record remained clean and clear until I started speaking my mind about politics and religion in public. I’m not even particularly supportive of the specific brand of light-socialism espoused by the OWS crew, but my disdain for fascism, and my dedication to the cause of free speech, has brought me into a toe-to-toe struggle against the militarized authorities of New York City.

Nobody knows what the political fallout of the OWS movement will be, but, after trolling through the guts of today’s class struggle, I’m certain of one thing: artists, writers and others who take their civil rights for granted are in for a sour treat when this wave of repression hits Mainstreet, USA. If the tactics of brutality and suppression used by Mayor Bloomberg and the NYPD get exported to the tidy, boring suburbs of middle-America, we will all know how thin the veil of civility has become in our society. It is no longer sufficient to grumble about inequity and the need for change at cocktail parties and in safe places with friends. If you value your right to speak out and express yourself in an unhindered way, it may now be essential for you to hit the streets and demand those rights in public, before it is no longer possible to do so.

Maybe we will look back in a few decades and see OWS as a glorified internet meme, or maybe it will be seen as the lit fuse leading to the powder keg of revolution, either way it is the duty of the artist to look at their world critically and tell the story of what they see. If all you see comes from cable news or corporate-sponsored print rags, you may want to take a step outside and check the weather yourself.

 


In the few short months since we’ve launched our magazine, one of the questions that keeps coming up is why we charge $3 for online submissions. We figured it’s time to take a deeper look into this topic, as submission fees are somewhat of a controversial issue in the literary community.

When we decided to start our magazine we considered several delivery options for accepting submissions, and we ultimately decided that the best option was to model our submission process after magazines we’d submitted to ourselves, like The Missouri Review, who recently wrote their own blog entry on this subject. So far it’s worked well, and authors definitely seem to prefer submitting online, even with the small fee, to mailing their submissions, as 98% of the submissions we receive are submitted to us through our paid online medium.

Now of course we understand that virtually all writers would prefer to submit electronically for free, as it’s easy, convenient and there is no cost involved. While we have no desire to make submitting costly for writers, from our perspective as publishers there are big problems with opening ourselves to free online submissions; and those problems primarily come down to volume and quality.

In the past, before there was any such thing as the Internet, submitting work for publication required not only money for postage and printing, but it also took a considerable amount of time—i.e. formatting and printing, producing an SASE, dragging yourself to the post office etc. As it turns out, that cost—i.e. time and money—moderates consideration. That is, if the process bears a cost to you, then you’re more likely to do some research to see which magazines are best-suited for your work before submitting. Similarly, paid online submissions have the same effect. Although they’re more convenient than printing and making a trip to the post office, there’s still a cost to consider. If the online process were free, and as simple as copy, paste, send, it never hurts to take a shot, so why not send that 18th Century period piece to the magazine that calls for gritty stories about the modern world? This simplifies things of course, but it’s undoubtedly true that free submissions cause volume to go up without a corresponding increase in quality.

So now let’s look at it from the author’s standpoint. If a magazine that used to receive 4,000 paid submissions/year, is now receiving 20,000 free online submissions/year, who does that benefit? Although the writer pays nothing, and can now afford to submit to more publications, they’re now swimming not in a lake but in an ocean, and the chances of someone finding them in that ocean are now much smaller.

One of the things we strive for at The Rag is discovering new talent. We base our publication decisions on the piece of writing that’s in front of our eyes, not on bylines, or how famous the author is. So if you’re a new writer, your chances of being noticed by a publication that has some moderating filters to its submission process are probably much higher than those that don’t. As it stands, our submission volume is manageable and we can give each story equal consideration.

Now let’s get down to what’s on everyone’s mind—that green stuff: money. It’s what makes the world go around. Or at least it’s what makes us go around spinning our wheels in the muck of Capitalism. Either way, it’s a necessary evil. Our overriding goal at The Rag is to pay writers. For some writers, submissions fees are anathema; for us, not being paid is anathema. One of our primary decisions in moving forward with our publication was that if we couldn’t pay writers, we didn’t want to run a literary magazine. That’s the whole point. Get the cash flowing. Distribute some wealth, even if it’s nothing more than enough cash for a week’s worth of groceries, at least it’s something that gives the writer a reason to keep moving forward.

The online submission fee advances that goal. With mailed submissions, the money the writer spends goes to the post office and to the print and paper manufacturers. With online submissions fees, that money stays in the literary community. That, to us, is a win-win situation. Writers can still submit to us through the mail at no additional charge beyond printing and postage expenses, but if they choose to submit online, whether that’s because it’s cheaper, more convenient, or if they just don’t mind sending some financial support our way, then the money increases our revenue and increases what we can pay our writers. It’s that simple.

The submission fee debate is an interesting one, and it’s possible to put forward logical arguments on each side. Certain people we come across, however, like to confront us with arguments that are nothing more than troll-logic. They email us to tell us we’re “scammers” who’re taking advantage of “gullible” authors. They’re apparently the only ones brilliant enough to see through our scheme and need to protect the other writers, who are all mildly-retarded or, at best, hopelessly naïve.

Indeed, we’re living the good life off of authors’ hard-earned cash. We spend many of our days drinking Martinis made from Banker’s Club Vodka and premium olives—not those generic supermarket olives. The Whole Foods shit—Organic motherfucking olives. As everyone knows, running a literary magazine is a sure ticket into the 1%. We enjoy driving past Occupy protests and throwing $3 out the windows of our limo for the degenerates to pluck from the pavement. We’re currently lobbying the Fed to issue and circulate a $3 bill so that it’s easier for us to count all our fucking money. Seth even has a vanity plate on the back of his Prius that says “3-RIPS.” We buy our Coke by the pound. Good times, I tell you.

But seriously, we’d like to make it known that we greatly appreciate the support we’ve received so far, both through submissions and subscriptions. Hopefully, this answers some questions concerning why we chose our current methods of accepting submissions. We are open to change and new ideas, and we’re constantly looking for ways to improve our methods. So we welcome civil debate on this and other subjects.

 

When submitting to literary magazines, it’s rare to get more than a form rejection letter in the event your work isn’t published. At The Rag, for better or worse, we’re not a whole lot different here.  If you’re new to the literary submission game, don’t let this discourage you. There are specific reasons why it’s generally not possible or advisable for us to give you more than a simple “no”, politely phrased.

The biggest concern from our end is time. As in, there’s not enough of it in the day. I’ve considered trying meth. I hear you can stay awake for days on that shit. Drawbacks exist. I’ve watched Cops. I’ve ridden the MAX. I’ve seen the dental problems, the sores, the twitching, the homelessness.

Barring massive amphetamine use, it’s just not possible to provide a personalized response on every submission we receive and decline. Which brings us to another point: do writers want a personalized response? Some actively dislike receiving feedback. It’s something that makes you second-guess your writing, or, if there’s a positive statement, then it’s just frustrating: “If you liked it so much, why didn’t you publish it? Asshole.” So that’s the other main reason we generally refrain from providing unsolicited feedback.

There are times when we will provide more than the standard “no” reply. If we have a particularly strong opinion about an aspect of a story, we may point it out. Also, while we’ll never be able to send personalized responses to everyone, if a writer specifically asks for feedback, we will try our best to honor the request. So if you are particularly looking for some commentary in the event of a decline, you can certainly ask.

To summarize: if you get basic rejection letter, telling you we aren’t going to publish your story in The Rag and nothing more, take it for what it is, a simple rejection, which places you in the elite company of every writer who has ever written. It doesn’t mean we hated your writing and have nothing good to say about it. It doesn’t mean we didn’t strongly consider it. It doesn’t necessarily mean anything more than that we’re blithering idiots who’ve just passed up an opportunity to publish something brilliant. And if you really want to know more about what we thought of your story or poem, let us know, and we’ll accommodate the request to the best of our abilities.

 

 

It’s been a little over one month since The Rag launched its premier issue, knocking the literary universe slightly off-kilter in the process. The universe holds its breath for a fraction of a second, wondering, are they just another couple of assholes thinking they can jump on the e-publishing bandwagon and start driving? Will they crash and burn when the road takes its first sharp turn? Or will they stick around?

Get used to us. We plan on staying around for a while.

If we take out our crystal ball and peer into its murky depths, what do we see from The Rag in the months to come? We are currently hard at work putting together our next issue. It might end up being even better than the first. It will have more variety, with poetry and artwork in addition to our lineup of short stories. All full of the grit and grime and freakishly-good storytelling that our readers will come to love and expect. Our Winter issue comes out in January 2012. After that we’ll be on a regular quarterly schedule, with a new issue every 3 months.

One change you will see is on this page, the Blog, which to date has been reserved primarily for providing information about our magazine and updates such as this one. The Blog will always serve as the spot for Rag News, but in the near future we plan an evolution towards more diverse content: articles from guest bloggers and from ourselves dealing with topics in the wider cultural sphere.

As for what we’ve already accomplished: we are up on the Kindle and Nook stores, where single issues are now available. On our store we’re available as a PDF or ePub. Again we encourage everyone to try out the ePub version. It’s generally going to read better than the old-fashioned PDF, and it’s the format of choice if you have a smart phone or any other e-reading device that’s not a Kindle or Nook. If you’ve purchased the PDF already or aren’t sure about which version will work best for you, let us know, we can always send you both.

Our website has changed a bit since we started, where we now have an Issue page, an easy spot to get information about the current issue, and when we are old enough to have archives you’ll be able to read about our past issues there as well.

What else have we been up to? Tweeting, for one thing. We’re closing in on 800 Twitter followers. Join the conversation. It’s another good spot to learn about what we’re up to, and we have already and will continue to offer periodic promotions through Twitter and Facebook.

Deprived of sleep, our eyes glazed over from staring at computer screens, our pale faces twitching, alternately guzzling coffee and chugging beer: we’re living the good life as editors/publishers/designers of a small circulation magazine with larger-circulation aspirations. We had no time even to watch the Phillies get eliminated from the playoffs.

We are continuously seeking to improve our magazine and look to new ways to improve the exposure and compensation we provide our contributors. On that note, if you have read and enjoyed the magazine, tell your friends about us. Or tell the world by writing a review on the Amazon or Nook store pages. Writers, feel free to drop us a line if you have any questions about our submission process. Same goes for readers: any questions about our content, file types, etc, let us know.

Many thanks to those who’ve supported us already with their submissions and purchases. Keep reading and keep writing.

Sincerely,

The Rag Staff

Fun with ePub

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If you go to our website’s store, you will find our magazine in both PDF and ePub format. If your first thought upon seeing this is, “What the hell’s an ePub?” then this article’s for you.

An ePub is not where you go online to get e-drunk on e-Tequila, and wake up the next day full of electronic vomit and regret. EPub is the standard file format for electronic books. If you have a Nook e-reader, for example, you are viewing ePub formatted books.

So, what does this mean for reading The Rag? There are a lot of advantages to reading an ePub file over a PDF. We offer the PDF for people who want to keep things simple: pretty much any device you’re going to read the magazine on can already open PDFs. EPub, however, generally improves the experience, since ePub software will format the text to fit nicely on whatever size screen you’re reading on—so it looks good on a smart phone, tablet or home computer.

If you are new to the world of e-books, you will likely need to download some free software to read the ePub. Quite a few e-reading applications are out there. Some of these programs read ePub formatting differently than others, so the reading experience can vary. The ePub version of The Rag was created to work for Barnes & Noble’s Nook, so one application we can recommend is the Nook app, which is available for free here:

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/u/free-nook-apps/379002321/

 

Once the app is downloaded to your computer, you can easily add and view The Rag or any ePub file. On the navigation panel on the left hand side of the screen, select “My Library.” Click the “ADD NEW ITEM” button at the top of the screen, and then locate and select the ePub file on your computer.  Once added, the file appears under the “my stuff” heading in the Nook library.

Computer with Nook appThe Nook app is also available on the Android Market, so you can also transfer the ePub file onto your Android tablet or smart phone.

 For iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch, we recommend using a free app called Stanza. You can learn more about Stanza here: www.lexcycle.com

To transfer The Rag from your computer to your iPhone/iPad/iPod, you select your device in iTunes, and then go to “File Sharing” under the “Apps” tab, and then you can drag the file into “Stanza Documents”.

 

Broken BikeLast night when riding my bicycle back from dropping off a stack of  flyers for The Rag to Philly’s Pen and Pencil Club, the oldest press bar in America, I was run over by a car.

That’s what I get for being a hipster—dropping off flyers for my indie fiction magazine on my fixed gear. Anyway, the young lady behind the wheel was clearly drunk, so I had no choice but to let her go.  I’ve driven drunk before, and I would have felt like a total hypocrite for calling the cops. And what a ruthless buzzkill that would have been for her—and they say chivalry is dead.

I’m not condoning drunk driving, here, but it’s a question of humanity and pragmatism—like Sam Kinison once said, “But there’s no other way to get the fucking CAR back to the HOUSE! How are we supposed to get fucking home?” Of course Sam was killed by a drunk driver a few years later, and I probably would have felt like a real ass if I had let her go and found out she’d hit someone else on the way home, killing them instantly, but whatever.

Anyway, I’m supposed to meet with her on Tuesday, as she said she would pay for the damages to my bike, even though I saved her a lot more than that—i.e. a $1000 DUI fine, 6 month driver’s license suspension and a standard white-girl-in-Philly-prison-beating—all of which amounts to approximately: absolutely fucking priceless, if you ask me. Maybe I’ll blackmail her into purchasing a subscription for life. I think the trip was well worth it, all puns aside. I hope to see some submissions from the Philly press community soon. The bartender who answered the press club door was very nice—old school as all hell too: white button down shirt and a black vest.  I told him about our magazine and he initially thought I was trying to get in without a membership.  “No, no.  I just wanted to give you these,” I said.  “Oh, ok.” he nodded, “I’ll put them out.”

“Thanks!” I said. Then I got hit by a car. And “That,” as Isaac Savage would say, “is life.”

 

Fall 2011 Cover See Where it All Began

This is the issue that launched The Rag, and right from the start you’ll see this is a different kind of literary magazine. The selections in the Fall 2011 issue have a criminal bent, with a touch of noir, but moreover they chronicle the death of the American Dream. With no hope for a better future, the characters are fighting with society and themselves, and it’s these battles that make these stories compelling.

Below are some samples from the 9 short stories in the Fall issue. If you’re intrigued, please consider purchasing an issue from our store or on Kindle for $2.99

Best Intentions of Goody Abshire by Wes Trexler

 Two friends are out on a tense criminal errand, rushing down a highway through the Appalachians. Can they make it home with their illicit cargo, free to go about their lives making music and philosophizing, or will reality close in on them in the form of a cop car’s flashing lights?

—There’s at least a hundred and fifty plants in the back of the truck, each one a felony in West Virginia, and we know it. It’s the thing we’re not talking about. In fact, Goody’s not even talking; he’s singing.

“It’s a hard, haard life … when you’re livin’ on deep fried food.”

He’s driving this shit-brown Mazda pickup, trying to teach me the lyrics to his newest song. Sounds like Hank Senior doing a Chicago bluesman voice, or Lightnin’ Hopkins on two hits of Lou Reed. I love the distraction.

It’s about 1 a.m. and drizzling as we make our way east down Highway 50. One headlight’s out, the inspection sticker’s dead, and the clutch is quickly going vestigial, so, hey, why not sing? After a couple cycles I join in on the chorus, trying to harmonize in falsetto.

“It’s a hard, haard life … when you’re livin’ on deep fried food,” we sing.

We’re partners, me and Goody. Not in the new, political sense of the word. More like the John Wayne sense. This is what partners do: they dress in camo and haunt the backcountry all summer. They haul eighty-pound bales of peat moss through two miles of mountain briars. Partners dig three hundred holes in the woods with hand shovels and carry backpacks full of water over and over. They plant by moonlight like guerrilla gardeners, year after year, whether they make a penny or not. Mostly not.

We’ve been partners on and off since I was about eighteen. Really though, we go back further than that. Goody’s family and mine are commingled in a bastard, Appalachian kind of way that’s sort of irrelevant right now. No point in laboring the details on that score. But, our parents used to hang out in the seventies. By that I mean they used to mainline tainted Sissonville crank together.

It’s raining full on now as we continue down 50, and I’m worried about the cargo. It’s all wrapped tight, but the last thing we need is extra water weight. The shit is totally fresh, moist and stinky and straight out of the ground. The whole score this year, yanked prematurely in an emergency harvest. This is not how the scheme was devised. Nobody drives with wet shit. Dudes camp out like Rambo in the woods with tarps and canned soup and shotguns watching their crops cure just so they don’t have to drive with fresh shit. But not us. Not this year. I’ve got a paper due tomorrow: twenty pages on Barry Stroud and Cartesian skepticism.

This is a tenuous business, hauling shit back and forth from Mon County down to Jackson all the time, but Staddlerville’s no place to grow. Southern Jackson’s a lot more remote, and we know the land. We know all the dead-end dirt roads, all the power line cuts, every southern-facing hilltop and abandoned barn in the county: our front-line.

We went down at the end of April after the last heavy freeze and put out clones and seedlings. Hundreds of the fucking things, as many as possible in patches of fifty or sixty. That’s always been our M.O.: some for the deer and termites, some for the junky-thieves and some for the Federales. If there’s any left come October it’s like we’re stealing it from them.

This morning we drove in to check on the crops—a daring but necessary daylight mission to gauge ripeness. When we hit the woods it was like the salting of Carthage. Total destruction. ATV tracks, toilet paper in trees, empty holes. We’d been bing’d. We could tell by the way the woods were trashed that it was federal. Helicopters had been involved, ground crews had been radioed. I could see it in my mind—four-wheelers, machetes, drawn guns, watering mouths, expensive boots.

They got all but three patches. The survivors weren’t ready, they needed two more weeks, but we had to uproot and retreat. It was premature product or nothing, and under the circumstances there wasn’t a lot of time for courteous debate on the subject.

We bundled it all up in tarps and hid out at the old Sugar Creek shack. We knew the sticker was bunk on the Mazda, so we waited till dark to travel back to Mon County. The dead headlight was God fucking with us.

And this is one true thing: you haven’t lived till you’ve jumped out of the roadside bushes in broad daylight with six-foot bundles of felony time under each arm. You haven’t died till you’ve reached that first Interstate on-ramp with a truckload of fresh religion and no hope at all.

Nobody does this. The shit is mostly water before it’s cured, and it stinks like sewer gas. And if you haven’t had time to trim then it’s mostly stems and leaves and stalks: useless chaff. But the Federales don’t see it that way, and they’ll weigh it up all the same if you give them the chance.

This is totally not my style. Goody knows driving’s never been my gig, he knows I can’t handle riding around with shit like this. It makes me sick. The stress fucks with my brain chemistry. Every car looks like a Brown Bear in the rearview. Every mile is a thousand petit mal panic attacks, but I put on the front, and I sing along.

“It’s a hard, haard life …”

Here’s the point—Goody Abshire, Beef Ro Mien, Rat Boy, Sam Sneed, G-Mar, Ol’ Red—all one and the same. He grew up in the junkyard on Fisher Ridge. His mom was married to Punkin Hicks who ran the Kentuck Wrecker and had about twenty acres of rust and busted glass spread out in the holler below his house. Goody’s house.

When he was young he used to walk through the rubble and tetanus and hike down the ridge to catch the school bus on Sugar Creek, partly because it came an hour later down there, partly to avoid being picked up in the middle of the junkyard.

Things weren’t too hot for Goody; he was Punkin’s actual, no-shit, redheaded stepchild. Punkin’s been a Jackson County staple as long as I can remember, always dressed in axle-greased camo overalls, even in the summer. Got that rub of Copenhagen or a wad of Levi Garret in his jowls, spitting his drool-tar at the ash door on the wood stove in the winter. He once went to auction and bought half a singlewide trailer and towed it out to the bottom at Sugar Creek. The damn thing’d been cut longways about middle and had some half-ass add-on swinging from the side. What a man would plan to do with something like that is a noble, Appalachian mystery.

One time Goody told me his first memory was of Punkin jabbing him in the ass with a poker from the wood stove. Burnt through his diaper, scarred him. To this day he wakes up screaming crazy shit in the middle of the night once or twice a month.

None of that matters too much though, because Goody is a positive thinker. He was born that way. You can’t beat that. Poverty can’t beat that. Recklessness, abuse, excess, criminal tendencies: nothing can beat that. Positivity’s the feather in his cap, like a karmic trump card, always on reserve. And we need it. Highway 50 is the gauntlet, a low-profile four-lane road that cuts through northern West Virginia, connecting I-77 and I-79. It comprises most of the trip between Sojackco and Staddlerville. It’s a notorious enforcement trap, but if we can make it to Clarksburg and back onto the Interstate we’re liable to survive the mission. Acknowledging the situation for what it is, I think this is strictly impossible.

Goody’s new song loses steam after about twenty miles, and we sit quietly for a few seconds, staring at the void, our eyes darting around the darkness, searching for the green flash of a wayward deer’s eye or the holographic glint from a cruiser’s shield decal. In that second my heart skips. Oppressive paranoia thrives in the steady hum of a road-bound Mazda pickup. But only for a second.

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The Real Deal by Curtis James McConnell

A dope dealer gets more than he bargained for when two strangers show up in a Ford Crown Victoria to make a buy. A battle of wills ensues as the dealer tries to discern the strangers’ intentions.

—By now Jack had the money out. He held it in one hand below the window level, but the kid got a good look at it. All hundreds, folded around a black elastic scrunchie.  Jack slowly slid his thumb across the top bill and his fingers across the bottom so that the cecils fanned out like a green peacock with all the feathers named Franklin.

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Babar by Anne Opotowsky

Babar is the third story in a collection inspired by the Persian classic of the same name and is set in modern day New York City. It is stories of various New Yorkers as they grapple with the underlying desires that drive them to their fated ends. In Babar, inspired by Ali Baba, arrogance and lust gets the better of a man who assumes he is far beyond honesty’s reach. At it’s heart, this modern Arabian Nights is meant to be a fearless morality tale, about hedonists, taking place in a hedonistic hotbed, New York.

—My motivation was this: I wanted the money, I wanted it badly. I love money in unusual ways, even by Park Avenue standards. I kept fixating on the image Heloise had given me, about money falling out everywhere. I had since experienced a recurring, erotic image of me, naked, covered in Hector’s haystack of bills, my chest heaving, my erection poking through the hundred dollar bills.

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The Ill Tales of Mr. Gordonson by Carlos Velazquez

This is a sleazy, biographical dissection of Mr. Gordonson, the anti-hero with a heart of soot. His tale is both comic and disturbing as he tries to find his way through life without even the misguidance of his father. Perhaps he found a hero he can relate to in his boss, who happens to be going insane.

—After I exchange awkward glances with the guard I take the stairs up to the thirtieth floor. I walk thirty floors not because I have to, because I choose to. After that much work to get to your destination you look like shit. And nobody screws with the guy who looks like shit. I can sit down at my desk and stare at the screen for the next eight hours and nobody bothers me. Scrolling the internet for videos that piss me off. Maybe a couple dozen views of an execution. Hussein’s hanging. A child drowning. Something to pass the time. Then I’ll take a few swigs of a bottle I have taped to the underside of my desk. It’s a mixture of my own design. It contains a quarter corn liquor, a quarter absinthe, some Adderall and a hint of ether, all of which is drowned in Mountain Dew. You don’t have to drink that much to get an amazing buzz going.

I take a few sips of my elixir and sit back and watch flashing lights on my computer screen. My computer is turned off. This will be a fine day if I don’t see the boss. I see the boss. I have to kick back a few sips every time he walks by. He probably thinks I’m an alcoholic, but for some reason he likes that about me. His father probably always had the musk of whiskey when he comforted him as a boy. Maybe he’s just an alcoholic himself and likes the idea of a drinking buddy. I could give two shits less.

Four years ago he invited me out to the bar for a drink. I thought it was just my superior trying to get to know his worker bees. Perhaps celebrate a promotion. Either way, he said he was buying, so how could I refuse? After an hour and a half he had already downed nine beers, four shots, and two and half packs of cigarettes. Then he began to talk. He told me he watched his dog freeze to death one winter when he was just a kid. The dog scratched and barked and he just watched as it slowly went to sleep and never woke up again. He started talking about his wife that he never sees. His son he’s never met. His dog again. Then he grabbed my throat, threw me over the bar and started beating my ribs with the savagery only a drunken boss could give.

Before anybody could stop him he had already broken down in tears on my chest. The situation was so awkward for everyone in the bar we all just stood still. I just lay there stroking his hair on top of the bar. Nobody said a word. The music turned off. You could only hear him crying, cursing the world. Occasionally wiping his drool and snot on my sweater. We were there for an hour. After dry heaving for a minute or two, he got off my chest, threw a hundred dollar bill at the bartender and walked home.

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Triple Threat by Timothy Ghorkin

While drinking and gambling in Atlantic City, Tim finds himself sitting down at the poker table with a formidable opponent … Satan.

—After several attempts, Mike finally answers his phone. I can tell that the first four calls were completely ignored, as I can now hear the bells and whistles of a slot machine ringing in the foreground. The voice of a zombie answers, “Hell … Hell-o.”

I keep Mike talking just long enough to where I can deduce his exact location by following the distinct sounds of a very particular kind of machine—Mike’s nemesis, The Titan. Minimum bet: one dollar per spin. Fluids of panic instantly flood my blood stream. If it hasn’t happened already, Mike will blow his entire roll on The Titan if I leave him to his own disgusting devices. Mike is a rational human being, but keeping him away from a high swings slot machine is like trying to keep cookies in the cookie jar at Denis the Menace’s house.

Within minutes I locate Mike and see him sitting there by himself among the massive 10-foot-tall golden-metallic machines, and there’s a floor manager sniping him within arm’s reach, ready to hand him another room key or worse yet, a Black Card.

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The One-Legged River Ho by Sascha Matuszak

Describes a scene along China’s Funan River, where the One-Legged River Ho holds court. Be a witness to the mesmerizing show. 

—The Funan River embraces the city like a mother still struggling with addiction. Sluggish and turbid then thin and translucent, ending in nodes of plastic, shit and rubble scattered through the crumbling zone between city and farm. Summer is here and the Funan is a swollen, retching thing releasing gas into the air and ebbing in and out of slime-choked canals.

This is what happens to Himalayan white water when it reaches the Chengdu Basin. Li Bing never wanted this.

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On the Line by Mike DiMarco

On the Line follows a young man searching for identity and a woman who finds herself slipping away from the life she has worked so hard to build. What begins as simple attraction quickly evolves into something deeper as the two spend a night together that will change the way they view the world.

—“Another?” He said this as though I wasn’t staring him down with bright red eyes and an evil plasma stink coming off my breath, and for this I respected him. The sign of a good bartender is to recognize when a man has had too much but truly needs another.

“Yeah.”

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Disappearances by Isaac Savage

Some strange things are happening in Aaron Lipinski’s home town, where he works at a job he despises: that of small town police officer. People are being reported missing, and an old couple keeps hearing strange noises outside their house, where the crows seem to gather.

—“Stop changing the subject. I want you, deputy, to write up some paperwork so we can get the judge to get us a warrant tomorrow. Because if ever there’s a day where kids will be partying, screeching and yelling, it’s the 4th of July.”

“Fuck you. I could use a drink. How about you?”

“Fuck. Compadre, I’d like to say yes, but I’ve got to do some paperwork on these supposed disappearances. Carter wants to make sure they can’t say we’re not taking this seriously.”

“Double fuck you.”

“Fuck Carter. I don’t buy this bullshit about these people ‘disappearing.’ I know Billy Tweed. Went to school with him. He was a few years older than you. Dude once set a bag of shit, his own shit I do believe, in Principal Kline’s driver seat. What kind of dude does something like that? Tweed was getting high in like 6th grade. I was once at a party, like the first high school party I ever went to, in 8th grade, and Tweed, I shit you not, he whips out his dick and starts smacking it with one of those fireplace stokers. Why? I have no idea. For a long time I thought shit like that was normal at parties, but I never seen anything like that since. They’re going to find his car in a ditch, somewhere. Now that couple that was supposedly passing through, I can’t say. There could be some legitimate ‘foul play’, but that’s not our business anyway. Last they were seen was not in this county. As for Mick, I don’t consider that legitimate at all. Now they’re saying this Wilson kid and his two friends are victim of foul play. The motherfuckers went out camping yesterday. They weren’t even supposed to be home until tonight. How are they missing? Only in this town, my friend, do we investigate shit based on a mother’s ‘bad feeling.’”

“That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you Corbin. This job sucks the big one.”

“Hey, I’m not complaining. Well, I am. But I’m all for a little excitement. It makes the day go by. And you know what follows the day right? Night. And tonight, after I’m done with that crap, I’m going to have a certain little lady over to suck on my big one. That is life.”

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Dirty by Patrick Million

On a visit to his wife’s hometown in the deep south, Larry, a professor, catches his wife kissing an old sweetheart. This prompts Larry to attempt to become the essence of what he imagines she thinks is a real man.

—Larry grabbed the beer, took a long pull and watched Lonnie dive down deep again to play with the blue crab. Larry realized he wanted to be the type of man who could disembark a boat without as much as a fleeting thought about whether his woman was safe with whom he left her on board.

Or, Larry thought, as he snuck a peek of the glistening pubes that snuck out from under Dawn’s cutoffs, he wanted to be the man she wasn’t safe with. He wanted to be the man who would push her down, grab the throttle and send the gargantuan, fiberglass boner gliding toward Cuba.

Larry pounded himself into a four beer buzz, realized he was neither man, stripped down to his boxers and jumped into the clear water of Blue Spring.

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